OK, PalKid is only in first grade, but her new school insists that she write regularly, a practice I strongly endorse. For those of you who don’t have little kids, the current practice is to let kids spell however they wish when they are free-writing. Because I love my readers, I will share with you some of the earliest works of the soon-to-be famous PalKid.
I plad a socr gaem. it rand. it was fun. I went to pik up my cussin for a move. it was fun.
If i was a fair fitr for a day. I wud put out the fire. i wud be fun and i wud slid down the poll vere sopr dopr fast
If an alien landed in scool. I wuod giv it loss ov fod. and I giv it a bubule bath.
I went to the appal orchrd I had cidr and donas i pikd like 80 appals. i went an a hae rid. i went with my Daddy and Granp and my Grama. it as all fun.
If trick-or-treating was cancelled my Mommy and daddy would put candy in a estr eggs. it wuld be cool.
She also sent me her first text message today: “it is [PalKid’s full name] i love you very much daddy a lot”
All that’s left to do is set her up on WordPress and twitter.